Mon, 25 Dec 2023 16:21:12 +0000

[Shota, 1st person narration]

My 4 year old cousin just stared at my happy trail and said "Wow, there's so much hair". I'd love to show him how it ended. I had to contain a depraved smile from coming out because grandma was right beside me. The same grandma that showed me naked photos of him from behind just a few minutes ago to show me an insect bite I couldn't even pay attention to. Like, be for real, how can you pay attention to anything when there's a 4 year old ass in front of you?