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This account is for praising artists. 

I'm bad at compliments (worse at critiques), so mostly post dum jokes but that's the intended sentiment.

I try not to bring up characters/subject matters unrelated to the discussion (it does happen); feels like a sneaky request.
But I really don't want to influence what people are into or what they choose to art. What do I know?

Hope nobody reads these original posts.

Neurotic AF, baby. 😘

Recently re-read the entirety of @xierra099's legendary, lovely-lady loaded, largely lesbian, leisurely loli, ; taking careful notes for a silly project I present to you now as the Smoochometer.

*entertainment purposes only
*corrections welcome but not necessary
*not intended to reflect on a character's quality of character; Mike for instance only recently got his face
*including oral sex was a mistake
*missed the 5th anniversary, I forgot
*had Thomas blowing Jason for a while, oops

Special Disclaimer; plz read once (if applicable) 

Nahtsees, MAGOs, anti-vaccineirs, any other willing human-petri-dishes for sickness of mind or body:

Block me, block me from seeing your posts, delete your accounts.
Go out into the world (not literally, third example), trying not to bother anyone else.

There are people who can help you get better. They are not me.

This account is for praising artists. 

I'm bad at compliments (worse at critiques), so mostly post dum jokes but that's the intended sentiment.

I try not to bring up characters/subject matters unrelated to the discussion (it does happen); feels like a sneaky request.
But I really don't want to influence what people are into or what they choose to art. What do I know?

Hope nobody reads these original posts.

Neurotic AF, baby. 😘

I heckin' love masks, hope they never go away. Huge improvement.

-don't have to smell stank jerks
-free to make silly faces, anytime anywhere
-spit-take guard
-perfect excuse to rob a bank (non-violently)
-outs whiners as assholes, assholes as whiny babies
-every day is a tasteful, restrained Halloween (besides actual Halloween, which kinda sucks)
-slows virus or whatever

If I could live out my days chauffeuring Queen I'd be a happy sadteen. 🍌

Live-action She-Ra? On Amazon?
If they keep Glimmer's big booty I'll follow it to hell and back.

(apologies to any and all casts and crews)

Hey, whatd'ya know; this Marianne's signature special doesn't even trigger during combat.
TL: the horrible dickmonster doesn't even necessarily show up ever (there's like a shadow or w/e).

No complaints.
Image credit: Toshiyuki Kusakihara, Fire Emblem Heroes
(satisfied F2P customer)

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Does anyone know, like, a good slang term/colloquialism for the corpus spongiosum (CW: icky anatonomical pics on Google)? You know, the "bulgy" underside of the penis?

I've given this a lot of thought. I believe this to be the "throat" of the penis, in appearance and function, and we should all know it as such.

Image credit: Toshiyuki Kusakihara, Fire Emblem Heroes (im srry)

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